Tongue twister!

***try naten mag-tongue twister...mahina ako dito e, kaya malamang mahihirapan ako sa english proficiency test kung sakaling mag-calls ako! Nyahahahahahaha! This is contributed by one of my team mates si Audie....***

1
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

2
A quick witted cricket critic.

3
IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;

4
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

5
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hoards got bored?

6
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

7
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

8
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

9
Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

10
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

11
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

12
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

13
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

14
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks

15
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

16
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

17
Clean clams crammed in clean cans

18
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

19
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

20
Stupid superstition!

21 There was a fisherman named Fisherwho fished for some fish in a fissure.Till a fish with a grin,pulled the fisherman in.Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

22 World Wide Web

23 To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dockIn a pestilential prison with a life long lockAwaiting the sensation of a short sharp shockFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

24 Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

25 If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

26 Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

27 Seventy seven benevolent elephants

28 There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

29 Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

30 I was born on a pirate ship

31 I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

32 Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

33 In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

34 One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.

35 Eleven benevolent elephants

36 Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

37 Willy's real rear wheel

38 If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

39 Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

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